Sayings to Live and Laugh By
Inspirations

God gave Teachers a loving heart and endless patience.

Love and patience God imparts,
to quilt the fabric of the heart.

The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
--Edward T. Phelps

Life is like a big canvas;
Throw all the paint you can at it.
--Danny Kaye

"Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most."
--Al Capp

Don't rub it in,
Rub it out!

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
--W. C. Fields

Work fascinates me--
I can sit and look at it for hours!

I'm #3,
I don't try at all!

God, grant me patience--NOW!

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

Keep your temper,
you may need it later.

The best angle from which to approach
any problem is the "try-angle".

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.

Teaching is a work of "heart".

People don't change as they get older, 
but their faults often become more noticeable.

Teachers touch the future.

Time spent teaching is never lost.

Twins are just "too" much.

By the yard, life is hard.
By the inch, it's a cinch.

Before you grab a tiger by the tail,
Make sure to check his teeth.

Any job is easy if you work hard enough at it.

Books transport us to other worlds.

A coward is one who knows what is right and still refuses to act.

Okay!  So I'm not Super Mom... ADJUST!!!

The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see,
And knows what the mind cannot understand.
--Robert Valett

Music is not only heard,
It is felt...with the heart.

"No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is,
you still have to get out of it!"
--Grace Slick

"Live in the past, but don't remember too much."
--Roger Rosenblatt

Country is:
Beauty to the senses,
Peace to the soul.

On my road through life
May I handle each crisis as a small bump,
Not a major chuckhole.

(Used on a clock face)
'Tis with our judgements as our watches--
none go just alike
yet each believes his own.

For the Bathroom door:
Who waits outside the door;
One may never know.
So tarry not my friend,
He too may have to go!

Housework never killed anyone...
But I'm not taking any chances!

More to come.....

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